I will

Hello,

     I will make up rules about sleeping on my bed and then go against them completely.

     I will use you as a body pillow and cover you in my many duvets and pillow I own.

     I will introduce you to my pink monkey and my pink Tribble, Frank and Glow Coud and expect you to deal with them. 

      I will curl up in my desk chair and not move for hours on end, even if I need to go to the bathroom or get food.

      I will sit in boys boxers and a jumper while playing Xbox and swearing at it.

      I will play with all my nerd toys in my room and make up scenarios in my head. 

      I won't pressure you to join in.

      I won't make you okay my rules.

      I won't murder when you are here.

  

      I promise (I think)