Getting out of bed

Getting out of bed in the morning is hard for me as I can't just roll out of bed and onto the floor and gradually wake up. I have a high sleeper which is basically a double bed on stilts. And if I want to get up, I have to get up and out into the harsh cold that is outside my duvets without adapting a little first. It is like being thrown into the sea in the middle of winter only while you are half asleep and dying inside.

When waking up in the morning, the first thing I do is turn off my alarm. I have three of them, one at 6:30, one at 7:30, and one at 8 when I actually get up. I have managed to pick the most dream shattering alarms in the world. They are a delight to hear when I am awake before the alarm but when they actually wake me up, I want to throw them across the room.

I am a person who looks likes Anna out of frozen crossed with the devil himself in the morning. My hair is a mess, I have dark circles under my eyes and I have no use of my throat until I leave the house.

I can't have my laptop on my bed with me because the lead doesn't reach and it wont last twenty minuets without it. My phone is the only thing I can go on and even then the charger wont stretch high enough and if it needs charging in the night it goes under my bed on my windowsill and I have to get out of bed at 6:30 and turn it off.

I hate waking up.