I fed the ducks this weekend. I mean my family and the people I was with fed the ducks and I stood on the other side of the field because I hate them. There wasn't even any ducks there, it was swans, seagulls, and Canadian geese. Why are Canadian geese in England?
I just don't like things that could potentially poke out my eyeball without being provoked. And I'm not keen on things that fly and let go of their waste at the same time.
Interesting fact: the White part of bird poo is actually their urine and the dark part is the other stuff. It all gets pads into a paste for easy carriage.
Well! I had duck for Sunday lunch yesterday!
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I don't shoot them of course...Someone else
does that...! :).
Canadian geese are living here...Especially
Poole Park..Because they lost there way home
from India....And! Besides Poole Park looks
nicer than the lakes in Canada...If you believe that! :>).
Suggest the idea of deporting Canadian geese to UKIP. Canada is, however, a loyal member of the Commonwealth who share our sovereign.
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